... Let us do it for you. Inspired by this story New Humanist have decided to offer a computerised blasphemy service. For just £3.99 a month (plus handling fee and insurance) we will programme our supercomputer to utter up to 3 godless curses a month on your behalf. Choose from our exclusive menu of oaths, curses, railings against religionists or call one of our heathen consultants to devise your own sacriligious swearwords about your favourite god, saint or religious organisation.
Just like our friends at Infomation Age Prayer we will be offering "state of the art text to speech synthesizers to voice each blaspheme at a volume and speed equivalent to typical person blaspheming. Each curse is voiced individually, with the name of the subscriber displayed on screen."
Caspar Melville, editor of New Humanist says, "this is a major step forward in computer-aided cursing, and really helps to bring sacrilege firmly into the 21st century. I urge everyone to sign up- it also makes a wonderful gift for Easter."
[thanks to Christina]