Thursday, 12 February 2009

An insight into the mind of Stephen Green...

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From his latest press release, complaining about an essay competition organised by Kent police, intended to promote tolerance and discourage homophobia:
"I spent part of this morning mucking out a cattle yard. It brought home to me that a man who indulges in sodomy cannot be paddling with both oars in the water."
That's right. Where you and I would see a cattle yard full of cow shit, Stephen Green sees a representation of anal sex. Have we ever suggested he might be a tiny bit obsessed?

We love the idea of Green mucking out a cattle yard though.

7 comments:

Kevin said...

I so hope that it turns out he's bumming meth-dealing rent-boys in his spare time.

(Though, for legal reasons, I'd say he definitely isn't.)

Cubik's Rube said...

It took me a while to get that the paddling reference is presumably a metaphor, similar to not firing on all cylinders. It's not one I've heard before, and for a fleeting moment I misinterpreted the whole thing and got a horrible mental image of Stephen Green in a canoe...

Anonymous said...

He is Brother Nhumrod isn't he!

http://www.lspace.org/books/apf/small-gods.html

Colin said...

Oh dear. As if straight people never indulge in a little backdoor action.

SgtSkepper said...

HA! That properly nearly made me wet myself laughing.

I think we can just safely say that Stephen Green spends a lot of his time daydreaming of bumsex.

Digressica said...

I have three words: Reverend Ted Haggard.

Merseymike said...

he is such an asset to the gay rights movement