You don't mess with Richard Madeley

In an interview with Heat magazine (only the best sources for this blog), daytime TV colussus Richard "And Judy" Madeley says he'd love to interview Tom Cruise. However, he adds that he wouldn't be up for pussy-footing around the small issue of the actor's association with the Church of Scientology:

"If he said, 'You can't ask me about Scientology because you're coming from a fixed, prejudiced position,' I'd tell him to fuck off."

Nice one Richard. One small problem though – if you thought you'd ever get that dream interview, you definitely won't now.