Friday, 13 July 2007

Big losses for atheism

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After the recent triple whammy of losing Robbie Williams, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to religion (why is it always the best, the finest minds, WHY!) comes the latest, possibly terminal blow for godlessness. Yes, folks, Tori Spelling has, after deep introspection and a rigourous session downloading a certificate from the internet, become a reverend. As reported in today's Guardian her first act as Rev Spelling was to unite Tony and Dex as life partners. The paper quotes her thus "True love is the ultimate, and pure love know [sic] no age gender or race." All of which goes to prove not only that we might as well pack up and join the Moonies - everyone's doing it - but also that Rev Spelling is crap at Grammer.


Laurence Boyce said...

It's not all bad news though. What about the recent gain of Jonathan Edwards? He's got to be worth several Paris Hiltons surely?

By the way, I've just written a fascinating article about Edwards on Facebook!

Bob said...

It's spelled g-r-a-m-m-a-r.